Breaking news, Josh Hutcherson did not break his nose in a bar fight. He wasn't defending a lady's honor. He wasn't battling terrorist.
He had a... (drumroll, please)... deviated septum. Wah wah. Not very exciting.
He told TMZ.com, “(I had) a deviated septum. It was 90 percent blocked in my right nostril, just got to get it healed up and everything.”
Well, yay for breathing!